but they look so fucking good don’t try to fucking tell me they don’t look like the rich ass sons of the fucking mafia i’m throwing up
nothing in this world will ever be as soul crushingly painful as millionaire pop star niall horan out on a day of fun and filming stopping and taking a picture for an older couple on their vacation. checking it after, making sure it’s up to snuff. it’s fine. i’m fine. we’re all fine.
#oh my god this old couple probably has no idea#they were probs just like ‘ask that nice boy to take our picture tom’#’no not that one with the tattoos helen he’ll take the ipad mini ask the nice blonde one’
I can’t stop making these.
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
20/??? harry styles close-ups
Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
5 Seconds of Summer for Alternative Press